got home and Granneh decided she wanted to go out fer lunch so we went to the derwent. New barwoman is crap. she asked how long i'd lived in Bamford and seemed surprised when i said "well, nearly 20 years now" (i.e. all my life) and she looked surprised and said she;d never seen me around before, then infomed me she'd been here all of 3 months. damn n00b. Sam was having a good giggle at all this...
So granneh and meself sat down and had lunch, then walked back up home. saw Mary (one of granneh's badass posse) who was veddy impressed with the blue hair. saw big dave walking up the village with a posh camera that he'd nicked from his poor mother. he was taking sascha (his hound) up round t'dams and wanted to take pics. oddass.
Was talking to Rosy last night... we're getting the impression that Joy (woman next door) is growing summat in her garden which may not be totally legal... hmmm...
(1) The singular most boring question: what is your name? d00mw0lf. Obviously.
(2) Are you happy with it? It rocks..
(3) Are you named after anyone? No. There's only 1 d00mw0lf.
(4) Your nickname: that would also be d00mw0lf
(5) Your screen name: still d00mw0lf....
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? no.
(7) Then what would you name your children? nothing. no kids.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would you have been called? Stephen according to my mother O_O
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Benjo.
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name? yeah.. people leave the zeroes out :\
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? 1) i AM famous. or at least infamous and 2) "Von Darkness" is a great name.
(12) Your gender: Spork
(13) Straight/gay/bi? yes, yes and yes.
(14) Single? Untill they clone me, yes. there is only one.
(15) Want to be? i'd like to be mashed potatoes when i grow up if that's what you mean.
(16) Your birthdate: one three zero nine one nine eight four.
(17) Your age: nineteen
(18) Age you act: somewhere between 3 and 46
(19) Age you wish you were: old enough to have bought lots of vinyl in the 80s.
(20) Your height: im a hundred feet tall. and made of gold.
(21) The color of your eyes: pondscum green
(22) Happy with it? i'd prefer british racing green.
(23) The color of your hair: blue, purple, green, turquoise and a strange non-existant colour.
(24) Happy with it? yes.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? ambidextrous.
(26) Your living arrangement? I've taken over Parky's Underground bunker. i'm eating his tinned oranges as we speak.
(27) Your family: me, granneh and Jim got the good genes, everyone else is a bit "oh dear"
(28) Have any pets? d0ggeh
(29) What's your job: I keep the pope off the moon.
(30) Piercings? a 6 gague and three 14 gagues in ears, industrial and nose.
(31) Tattoos? None yet.
(32) Obsessions? Peter Spilles, zodiac mindwarp, poundland, german, project pitchfork...
(33) Addictions? caffeene, caffeene, diet coke, caffeene, red bull and caffeene.
(34) Do you collect anything? Dust. and Moss, but that's only to prove to people that i'm not a rolling stone.
(35) Do you speak another language? a little bit of german.
(36) Have a favorite quote? "jam a bastard in it" (mom from Futurama)
(37) Do you have a webpage? yes
(38) Do you live in the moment? no... i live about 20 years before the moment.
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? only when i can't find a chainsaw.
(40) Do you have any secrets? loads
(41) Do you hate yourself? sometimes. i hate other people more though.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? It's fab.
(43) Do you have any bad habits? No. i'm perfect..
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? "that's an unusual colour"
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? "the book was better"
(46) What's your biggest fear?hoovers
(47) Can you sing? yes. it's tuneless and painfull, but technically still singing.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Yeah. John lilburne or King Ludwig II of bavaria usually..
(49) Are you a loner? sometimes
(50) What are your No. 1 priorities in life? Rock. closeley followed by "and roll"
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? yeah.
(52) Are you a daredevil? yeah.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? i'm scared shitless of forgetting things and being late :\
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? yes.
(55) Have you got a journal? bloody loads of 'em
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? allways being early O_O
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? height/weight
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one. Which one would you drink of? i wouldn't.
(59) How do you vent? i throw things.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? no.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? too much.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? i get the feeling it'll get bettr and worse....
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learnt from life? Education comes from everywhere except schools.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?My hair, because it's a work of art.
(65) And least? anything further down than my ears
(66) Do you think you are good looking? no.
(67) Are you confident? no. but i can act it damn well.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most alike? Zaphod Beeblebrox
(69) Do people know how you feel? some do.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? all the time
(71) Smoke? no
(72) Do drugs? no.
(73) Read the newspaper? no.
(74) Pray? yes
(75) Go to church? yes.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? sometimes.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? no.
(78) Take walks in the rain? only if i need to get somewhere
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? yeah
(80) Drive? No.
(81) Like to drive fast? no
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER?
(82) Liked your voice? ?!.
(83) Hurt yourself? everytime i try to change a cd in this bloody computer :\ it bites :\
(84) Been out of the country? yeah
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? haha... only chinese... (long story... ask [Bad username: montannaautumn78]
(86) Had sex? O_O
(87) Been unfaithful? never.
(88) Been in love? prolly not.
(89) Done drugs?yeah
(90) Gone skinny dipping? no.
(91) Had a medical emergency? yeah.
(92) Had a surgery? An operation? nope.
(93) Ran away from home? yeah.
(94) Played strip poker? nope
(95) Gotten beaten up? yis.
(96) Beaten someone up? haha. yeah..
(97) Been picked on? yeah.
(98) Been on stage? yeah.
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?O_O no.
(100) Slept outdoors? yeah
(101) Thought about suicide? yeah.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yeah.
(103) If yes, what is your record? oof. 50-odd hours i think
(104) Gone one day without food? yeah
(105) Talked on the phone all night? no.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? yeah.
(107) Slept all day? haha. all the time
(108) Killed someone? yes. i've killed and killed again.
(109) Made out with a stranger? no
(110) Had sex with a stranger? no.
(111) Thought you're going crazy? all the time.
(112) Kissed the same sex? yeah
(113) Done anything sexual? yeah.
(114) Been betrayed? yeah
(115) Had a dream that came true? yeah.
(116) Broken the law? yeah
(117) Met a famous person? loads
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? no.
(119) On purpose? no
(120) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? no.
(121) Stolen anything? yeah
(122) Been on radio/tv? haha. yeah..
(123) Been in a mosh-pit? yeah
(124) Had a nervous breakdown? yeah.
(125) Bungee jumped? nooooo
(126) Had a dream that kept coming back? yeah.
CLOTHES and other fashion
(127) Shoe brand? sh-oo? wossat?
(128) Brand of clothing? Scope.
(129) Cologne/perfume? anything from poundland.
(130) What are you normally wearing to school/work? O_O whatever i wake up in..
(131) How about parties? pretty things
(132) Wear hats? haha. yes.
(134) Wear make-up? yes
(135) Favorite place to shop? poundland
(136) Favorite article of clothing? right now, my mission "Breathen" jumper.
(137) Are you trendy? Yes i am. i'm at the cutting edge of fashion. i'm just too far ahead for those supposedly trendy types to keep up.
(138) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? ew. no..